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FOR THE LOLZ. by ~Elliekin:iconElliekin:



O rise, Ryan, rise
I've brought you a bedtime surprise!
O rise, Ryan, rise
Bend over, I'll undo my flies

I'll make it hard and fast and deep
Tonight we will not think of sleep
I'll boldly put my hands upon your ri-i-iiiiise!

Rise, rise, rise!

O rise, Ryan, rise
Whilst I am in between your thighs!
O rise, Ryan, rise
So it is true about your size!

Now all our clothes are on the floor
And you are wildly crying "fore!"
Tomorrow night we'll work on the repri-i-iiiiise!

Rise, rise, riiiiiiise!
©2009-2010 ~Elliekin
:iconelliekin:

Author's Comments

This is the version Sander Cohen wanted to release. 8D

Comments


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:iconebony-piranha:
...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
:iconpneumoniafish:
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
My brain exploded*_*
:iconelliekin:
8DDDD

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Commissions drawn! Git chore art drawn here! Fresh from the pen of the fickle bitch with the very short attention span.
:iconelliekin:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

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Commissions drawn! Git chore art drawn here! Fresh from the pen of the fickle bitch with the very short attention span.
:iconjoleneplz:
You should definitely come tend bar at the Garden, sweets. I could use you around. Never took Sander for an enthusiastic top. At least not with Ryan.
:iconyamanakaangel:
XD i now haveta wipe cola off my laptops screen, as it took full force of the laughter-induced spit-take that followed reading this.

Nice one! I needed a laugh today and you excellently provided it!

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:iconscribblecloud:
This is glorious. XDDD
:iconelliekin:
You'd be surprised -- I got sexual reassignment surgery and worked my way into his inner circle to do character research for this piece. The things that man made me do... D:

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Commissions drawn! Git chore art drawn here! Fresh from the pen of the fickle bitch with the very short attention span.
:iconelliekin:
*sweeps a bow*

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